Fallout Fan Has Same Music Taste As Grandpa
ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — Local gamer and ‘Fallout’ player Jeffrey O’Toole has found a new way to bond with his…
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Ganondorf’s Minions Suffer Existential Crisis Following Seventh Blood Moon Resurrection
HYRULE KINGDOM — Legions of Ganondorf’s horrible henchmen have reported suffering an existential crisis of sorts following their seventh resurrection…
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“Death by Lightning” Reveals President James Garfield Hated Mondays
LOS ANGELES — Netflix’s new historical miniseries “Death by Lightning”, which focuses on the career and ultimate assassination of the…
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A Includes Feature Where You Can Turn Game Off & Go Do Something Else
HOUSTON — Fans from all over the country have reported that one of the most exciting and innovative features of…
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‘Peacemaker’ Fan Prepares for Season 2 by Having White Nationalist Dad
LEWISTOWN, Pa. — Local superhero enthusiast and ‘Peacemaker’ fan Trevor Plainview is preparing for the second season of the hit…
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Scientists Warn Earth Could Fall Below 50% On Tomatometer Within a Year
WASHINGTON — In a shocking announcement this week, a coalition of the planet’s top climatologists and film critics warned that…
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We Added a Lightsaber Fight To Every Scene In “Andor” Season 2
Everyone’s been talking about the second season of Tony Gilroy’s “Andor”, the show which proved once again that something can…
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Hideo Kojima Brings Scanner To MET Gala
NEW YORK — Under the guise of “research” for the sequel to the popular and enigmatic video game Death Stranding,…
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Nintendo Lures Millennials Into Store by Dangling GameCube Discs From Fishing Rod
NEW YORK — In an effort to draw larger amounts of millennials into their flagship NYC store, Nintendo of America…
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“The Last of Us” Fan Preparing to Get Real Sexist Again for Season 2
CHICAGO — Local self-described “Naughty Dog” and fan of “The Last of Us” franchise, Jeff Braun, has been preparing to…
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