VATICAN CITY — Following the passing of Pope Francis, the College of Cardinals have assembled in Vatican City to elect…
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Claim: The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) issued the following statement on X: “A recent audit of the United States…
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WASHINGTON — In a last-minute executive order issued right before he left for Mar-A-Lago, President Trump declared that Warner Bros.…
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DALLAS — Just in time for Christmas, Texas Instruments CEO Haviv “Texas Toast” Ilan took to X to announce the…
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Today marks thirty-nine years since the passing of Gepetto Margioni, the oft-forgotten older brother of Mario (born…
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