Netflix Greenlights Roblox Adaptation Directed by Roman Polanski
LOS ANGELES — The Roblox movie is finally happening, and it’s coming to Netflix, with Roman Polanski attached to direct.…
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Ex-Naughty Dog Dev Looking Forward to Healthier Crunch Culture at New North Pole Job
NORTH POLE – Things are looking up for Dan Weston, a former Naughty Dog employee who quit his career in…
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Quentin Tarantino Steps on Lego Piece, Orgasms
LOS ANGELES — In a return to The Bret Easton Ellis Podcast, famed film director, Quentin Tarantino, shared that stepping…
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How to Turn Off Your Ad Blockers So You Can Watch The Game Awards
The biggest night in gaming is right around the corner and with it comes the ever-present question, “How do I…
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I Don’t Like You Either, Pal (Guest Column by Myles MacKenzie)
Listen up, nerds—and this time, I don’t mean that as a compliment. For weeks, the internet has been abuzz about…
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Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to…
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Mario Facing Tough Decision After Pet Insurance Denies Claim for Yoshi’s Life-Saving Surgery
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local plumber Mario is in turmoil after receiving a claim denial from his insurance company for a…
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Ending Explained by A Redditor Who Hasn’t Seen the Sun in Three Months
Spoilers ahead for the unfortunate souls who haven’t experienced this modern day masterpiece. Let’s make this quick.. I need to…
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New Call of Duty Adds Trash Collecting Game Mode
LOS ANGELES — Treyarch announced a new game mode called "Street Cleaning" for their upcoming title, Call of Duty: Black…
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AI Prompt Writer Struggling with Suicide Note
SAN FRANCISCO — After numerous attempts, AI prompter, and Twitter troll, Freddy “Sweet Nut” Stevens has failed to conceive a…
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