Man Dies After Fans of The Pitt Assure Him They Can Handle It
PITTSBURGH — Local accountant William Price was pronounced dead yesterday afternoon after he suffered cardiac arrest at work and his…
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Stormtroopers Who Killed Tatooine Farmers Feared for Their Lives
TATOOINE — Amidst galactic unrest, a group of stormtroopers who burned farmers Owen and Beru Lars alive on the desert…
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Kristi Noem Invites Minneapolis ICE Agent to Join Christmas Adventurers Club
WASHINGTON — This morning, United States Secretary of Homeland Security and dog shooting enthusiast Kristi Noem announced that Minneapolis ICE…
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Larian CEO Replaced by Elder Brain
GHENT, Belgium — Larian Studios, the company behind Baldur’s Gate 3 and the Divinity series, announced this week that their…
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Seymour Guado Awarded Blitzball Peace Prize
LUCA, Spira — This week, Maester of Yevon and Minister of Temple Affairs Seymour Guado was awarded a special Blitzball…
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Guy with 5 Likes on Letterboxd Feeling Pretty High and Mighty
TORONTO — Local cinephile Ryan Marks is proclaiming himself to be the next Roger Ebert after he received five likes…
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Local Man Enjoys Playthrough of Prince of Persia in Spite of White Guilt
SAN FRANCISCO — Bay Area gamer Wilson Holt has revealed that he is enjoying his time playing through the Prince…
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Final Fantasy 7 Fan Activates After Hearing Someone Proclaim Different Entry as Favorite
CHICAGO — Tyson Smith, a self-described Final Fantasy 7 fanatic has been activated upon hearing someone proclaim Tactics as their…
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Jin Sakai Pleads with Samurai to find Common Ground with Mongols
TSUSHIMA, Japan — Former samurai and self-appointed Ghost of Tsushima Jin Sakai is pleading with the samurais left on the…
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RFK Jr. Cancels All Phoenix Down Development
WASHINGTON — In a major blow to American healthcare United States Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has announced that…
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