DDR Machine Only Thing in Entire Mall Making Money
CANTON, Ohio — A Dance Dance Revolution machine in the arcade is the only part of a local mall generating…
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BREAKING: E3 2023 Has Been Moved to Dave’s Garage (Have You Met Dave Before?)
Hey everybody, I’m not sure if you’ve heard, but now that Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo have all officially pulled out…
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Nintendo Announces Mother Box Set That’s ⅓ Empty
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a collector’s edition boxed set honoring the cult RPG series Mother that will only be…
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Government Fears Mr. Beast Will Inspire Wave of Copycat Philanthropy
WASHINGTON — The American government is concerned that Mr. Beast will trigger a disturbing wave of copycat philanthropy after recently…
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4K Monitor Painstakingly Tweaked to Resemble Parents’ Old Busted TV
DETROIT — A $400 gaming monitor was successfully tweaked to resemble a local gamer's parents' old, fritzy Zenith, sources have…
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Fans and Detractors of HBO’s The Last of Us Agree on How Gay It Has Been So Far
LOS ANGELES — After airing several episodes of its inaugural season, everyone agrees that The Last of Us television series…
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Gaming Exec Wishes Someone Would Have Told Them NFTs Were a Bad Idea
SAN FRANCISCO — A gaming executive was caught on a hot mic recently bemoaning the fact that no one warned…
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We’re Calling It: The Next Zelda Game Is Going to Be a Big Deal
From Super Mario Brothers 3 to Red Dead Redemption 2, gaming history is rife with releases that came out of…
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Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now”
MONTREUIL, France — Video game publisher Ubisoft abruptly canceled every game they had in production today, announcing a rapid pivot…
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Masked, Gun-Wielding Video Game Protagonists Demand Better Working Conditions
SAN FRANCISCO — A collection of masked, gun-wielding video game protagonists have banded together to demand better working conditions, sources…
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