Impressive Red Dead Redemption 2 Update Will Actually Make Room Stink Like Horse Shit
NEW YORK — A surprise update to 2018’s Red Dead Redemption 2 will add 4K textures to characters as well…
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Special Edition of Redfall to Include A Copy of Dishonored
REDMOND, Wash. — Following the disappointing reception to its new looter shooter Redfall, Arkane Studios has announced a new special…
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Some New Ghostbusters Shit Heavily Rumored
LOS ANGELES — Alright fuckers, listen up and listen up good, because I don’t have a lot of time before…
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It Can Happen to You: This Gamer Only Uses Their Xbox to Watch Movies
DENVER — Concerned acquaintances of local gamer Dale Dexter reported the grim news that he only really uses his Xbox…
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HYPOCRITE ALERT: George R. R. Martin Reportedly Filed Taxes Right on Time
SANTA FE, N.M. — A scathing new report has surfaced online that alleges fantasy author George R. R. Martin, nearly…
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Chris Pratt Reportedly Developing Link Voice He Thinks “Fans Will Really Love”
LOS ANGELES — Following his success in the lead role of The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Chris Pratt has revealed…
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Elon Musk Insists Fire Spreading on Fourth Floor of Twitter HQ Not as Bad as Press Making It Out to Be
SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter CEO and aspiring humorist Elon Musk announced today that the press is making too large a…
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Hollywood Pledges to Ruin Video Game Movies by 2028
LOS ANGELES — Following the record setting box office grosses of The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Hollywood has vowed to…
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Tucker Carlson Announces New Gig on Liberty City Radio
LIBERTY CITY — Following his abrupt departure from his hugely successful Fox News program, Tucker Carlson has announced he will…
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Everything We Know So Far About SEGA Buying Rovio
SEGA surprised many last week by purchasing Finnish mobile game studio Rovio for 775 million dollars. What does this mean…
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