Beatles Release AI Assisted Song ‘Please Please Me frfr’
LIVERPOOL — Iconic rock group The Beatles have released their first song in decades, an AI-assisted remix of one of…
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Enough Already: When Is Nintendo Going to Announce the Next Zelda Game?
Hey, Gamers! Sorry to drop the curtain of our normal satirical headlines, but once in a while we here at…
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Crash Bandicoot: The Hard Drive Interview
I don’t know what I expected Crash Bandicoot to be like in real life, but it wasn’t this. To start,…
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Blizzard Announces Pat Robertson Coming to Diablo IV
IRVINE, Calif. — Blizzard released a teaser video this morning that seems to indicate recently deceased televangelist Pat Robertson will…
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Peacock Under Fire for Releasing Twisted Metal Preview Into Already Polluted Air
LOS ANGELES — NBCUniversal streaming service Peacock has drawn scrutiny after releasing a putrid and toxic Twisted Metal trailer into…
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Post-Credits Scene in ‘Flamin’ Hot’ Reveals Chester Cheetah Putting Together a Bag of Munchies
LOS ANGELES — An after credits scene in the new Flamin’ Hot Cheeto origin story features Chester Cheetah hinting at…
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Little Known Facts About Street Fighter II
With the release of Street Fighter 6, we thought we’d take a look back at some of the lesser known…
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Apple Responds to Backlash, Lowers Vision Pro Price to $3,400
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Following the swift public mockery regarding the cost of their spatial computing goggles introduced earlier this week,…
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Disney Informs Horrified Jeff Bridges That He’s Being Remade
BURBANK, Calif. — Legendary actor Jeff Bridges was horrified recently when Disney executives informed him of their plans to remake…
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Princess Peach Expelled From Toadstool Tour After Saudi Arabian Merger
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — After notably holding out for a few years, the Toadstool Tour has merged with the Saudi Arabian…
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