The 20 Best Star Wars Quotes I Can Remember Off the Top of My Head
A long time ago, someplace really far away... If you grew up watching the Star Wars trilogy like I did,…
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Everything We Know About ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3’
That time of year is upon us again. In between Halloween and Christmas is another yearly tradition with horrifying origins,…
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What Are They Saying? Reactions to the Recent Wave of Layoffs in the Gaming Industry
This year has unfortunately seen wave after wave of layoffs in the video game industry, despite soaring sales and more…
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‘WarioWare: Move It!’ Includes Full HD Remake of Old Nose Picking Game
REDMOND, Wash. — In addition to several other upgrades and quality of life improvements, the new WarioWare game reportedly features…
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Oh No! Capcom Announces Plans to Unmake ‘Resident Evil 4’
OSAKA — Having successfully re-released and remade Resident Evil 4, Capcom disappointed longtime fans of the franchise today by announcing…
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Uninspired Stephen King Seen Wandering Home Depot Looking for Ideas
BANGOR, Maine — Legendary horror novelist Stephen King was recently spotted poking around various aisles of a Home Depot store,…
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Microsoft Signs Deal That Will Bring ‘Call of Duty’ to Your Cousin’s House for the Weekend
REDMOND, Wash. — In their latest controversial move, Microsoft has finalized a deal that will see the new Call of…
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ACME Corporation Introduces Slightly Less Dangerous Self Driving Car Than Tesla
SOMEWHERE NEAR ALBUQUERQUE — ACME Industries, manufacturers of notably explosive products, introduced a self-driving car that has proven to be slightly…
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Mos Eisley Cantina Loosens Up Its ‘Murder is Fine But No Droids’ Policy
TATOOINE — Reports coming from Mos Eisley indicate that the popular Cantina in town is finally loosening up it’s “Kill…
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‘Super Mario Bros. Wonder’ Players Saddened by Way Goombas Plead for Life With Dying Breath
Many players that spent the weekend playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder were saddened with the newfound sense of mortality the…
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