Link Finally Opens Up About Sex Life: “Hugh! Eyaaugh! Guh-huh!”
HYRULE - Link finally agreed to sit down for a tell-all about his romances across Hyrule prior to the launch…
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How to Avoid Admitting You Already Bailed on Your New Year’s Resolutions and Why It’s Offensive for Anyone to Ask for Updates This Soon Anyways
“What are your New Year’s Resolutions?” We all face the question in early January, followed by check-ins from people trying…
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Ranking Mario Enemies Based on How Fun They Would Be to Jump On
Everyone’s favorite plumber with a ‘stache certainly has a lot going for him. From undefined relationships with princesses, to rivals…
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Report: Mega Man Supports Second Amendment Rights, “Literally Doesn’t Have a Choice”
MONSTEROPOLIS - With Robot Master elections looming, many of the city’s most prominent citizens are being asked for their views…
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