We’re Starting a Rumor That Andy Samberg Is Going to Play Wolverine
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Kenny Rohrbacher
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Pervert Zelda Boss Exposes Weak Point To Unsuspecting Subway Crowd
WASHINGTON — Over a dozen people were left perturbed after a living wraith, later identified as 4,096 year old dungeon…
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After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’
LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive…
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PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer
TOLEDO, Ohio — Local gamer Clint Lowe recently discovered through the 23andMe genealogy service that he has approximately 20% console…
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Team Ninja Invents One-Handed Controller for Dead or Alive Xtreme Franchise
TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…
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