“Hello, Weary Traveler,” And Other Pick Up Lines Guaranteed To Seal The Deal
So you’ve slain a dragon, blasted a few aliens, and jacked a car while blasting Kenny Loggins—you can do it…
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How to Dress for Your Body Type as a Balrog Living in the Dark, Damp Mines of Moria
Struggling to find the right style for your body type as a Balrog living in the dark, damp mines of…
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