Joe Rumrill, Author at Hard Drive

April 19, 2024

DUCKBURG — Billionaire Scrooge McDuck has reportedly traded the entire contents of his world-famous money vault for a sack of…

April 10, 2024

LOS ANGELES — A newly announced slasher film Bambi: The Reckoning has officially been deemed less upsetting to children than…

March 31, 2024

MILWAUKEE — A throng of children were instantly crestfallen Easter morning when they swarmed their baskets in hopes of Cadbury…

March 5, 2024

SPOKANE — Local animation enthusiast Breyer Levins was excited to find that the golden age cartoon from the 1940’s he…

February 22, 2024

LONDON — Noted primatologist Dr. Jane Goodall made things very awkward during a recent Mario Party game when she threw…

October 22, 2023

NAPA VALLEY, Calif. — The newly hired sommelier at the local Gamestop reportedly recommends pairing your purchase with an aged-to-perfection…

October 12, 2023

SILVER LAKE, Calif. — A first date went south in seconds yesterday when a local woman heard the man-child she…

October 11, 2023

HYRULE — This week’s edition of Goron City’s comedy open mic is reportedly on it’s tenth comedian in a row…

October 11, 2023

CLEVELAND — Legendary reclusive creator of Calvin & Hobbes Bill Watterson reportedly validated your entire existence recently when he confirmed…

October 7, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Legendary novelty music enthusiast and chief attending physician Dr. Demento sat down a tearful patient yesterday to…