DUCKBURG — Billionaire Scrooge McDuck has reportedly traded the entire contents of his world-famous money vault for a sack of…
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LOS ANGELES — A newly announced slasher film Bambi: The Reckoning has officially been deemed less upsetting to children than…
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MILWAUKEE — A throng of children were instantly crestfallen Easter morning when they swarmed their baskets in hopes of Cadbury…
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SPOKANE — Local animation enthusiast Breyer Levins was excited to find that the golden age cartoon from the 1940’s he…
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LONDON — Noted primatologist Dr. Jane Goodall made things very awkward during a recent Mario Party game when she threw…
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NAPA VALLEY, Calif. — The newly hired sommelier at the local Gamestop reportedly recommends pairing your purchase with an aged-to-perfection…
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SILVER LAKE, Calif. — A first date went south in seconds yesterday when a local woman heard the man-child she…
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HYRULE — This week’s edition of Goron City’s comedy open mic is reportedly on it’s tenth comedian in a row…
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CLEVELAND — Legendary reclusive creator of Calvin & Hobbes Bill Watterson reportedly validated your entire existence recently when he confirmed…
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary novelty music enthusiast and chief attending physician Dr. Demento sat down a tearful patient yesterday to…
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