March 10, 2019
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — According to eyewitness accounts at McCallister Middle School yesterday afternoon, middle school student Tommy Parker was arrested…
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March 1, 2019
ALBERTA — Studio Hugh? released their first game today, a groundbreaking platformer where, instead of going to the right, you…
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February 27, 2019
WASHINGTON — While testifying in front of the House Oversight Committee, President Trump's former attorney Michael Cohen revealed that it…
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January 31, 2019
BATTLEFIELD — After a heartbreaking loss, an orange Inkling girl reportedly spiked her Splattershot to the ground and stormed offstage…
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January 22, 2019
DALLAS — YouTuber David Patterson, known online as “SuperVGMan64,” recently uploaded a fifth consecutive video on his channel that opens…
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January 14, 2019
FAIR LAWN, N.J. — Local gamer Daniel Ortega told his friend Lisa Chang to “check out” the popular indie game…
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January 4, 2019
LOS ANGELES — Kevin Spacey released a video today on his YouTube channel titled "Let Me Be John" in which he…
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November 28, 2018
SUNWELL PLATEAU, Quel'Danas — Eyewitnesses in the popular online multiplayer game “World of Warcraft” reported that local Human Paladin, Atherillon,…
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November 9, 2018
WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…
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August 11, 2018
MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…
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