Ian Kitchen, Author at Hard Drive

January 19, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — IGN game critic Michael Sherman has reportedly cracked under the pressure of his job and issued a…

October 29, 2019

Nintendo released Luigi’s Mansion 3 for Switch just in time for Halloween; too bad it’s not fucking scary at all,…

September 25, 2019

WASHINGTON — The whistleblower responsible for filing the complaint that President Donald Trump requested an investigation of Joe Biden from…

April 23, 2019

MALIBU, Calif. — In an act of radical body positivity being praised by fans online, James Bond actor Pierce Brosnan…

April 15, 2019

REDMOND, Wash. — Reggie Fils-Aimé has made his final tearful goodbye from Nintendo after 16 years today, and as part…

March 29, 2019

BUFFALO, N.Y. — After a night of allegedly bawdy behavior, Jason “Buzzly” Godrich was detained early this morning by Buffalo…

November 21, 2018

KYOTO, Japan — In an incredibly gracious move, Nintendo has granted a terminally ill fan’s last wish of appearing in…

August 8, 2018

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Displaying remarkable skill and reflexes, Brett Echelson livestreamed a complete speedrun of a calzone from his neighborhood…

March 17, 2018

AUSTIN — Early reviews are indicating that “Adventures of Slappy,” a newly released action/adventure game, has horrible controls, ugly characters,…

November 24, 2017

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…