Man Excitedly Downloading Wrong Call of Duty
SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Social worker Jeff Phillips was seen excited downloading Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023)” despite…
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Man Logs 2000 Hours Being Wrong and Weird About Games Online
WORLD WIDE WEB -- Michael King has now logged over 2000 hours being wrong and weird about video games online,…
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John Fetterman Staff Confirm Senator Has Successfully Respeced Entire Character
WASHINGTON – Members of John Fetterman’s staff confirmed today that the Pennsylvania senator has successfully completed a total re-speccing of…
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Perfectly Organized Desk Allows Total Focus on Work Deadline That Passed Hours Ago
Home Office – A perfectly organized, hyper-optimized personal work space inside Tommy Garner’s apartment will allow him to totally focus…
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Top 10 Lies I Told Myself About Actually Putting Time Into a New Game to Justify Its Purchase
It’s important in life to be truthful, both to yourself and to others. And so, as part of a new…
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Gamer’s Driver’s License Clarifies He Will Not Donate Face to Teabaggers After Death
Highway Shoulder – Dead gamer Josh Cummings' Driver’s License reportedly notes that he will not donate his face to a…
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We Infiltrated the Secret Discord Group Where Gamers Politely Discuss Industry News and Consider Financially Supporting Games Media
Investigative reporters here at Hard Drive have spent the last several months secretly infiltrating a Discord where online gamers have…
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Bold Truth Teller Open Minded to Other, Higher Paying Truths
YouTube – In an era when so many just like to please the crowd, one bold truth teller has declared…
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Biden Approves Gamer Relief Plan After Category 5 Kotaku Review Hits Twitter
WHITE HOUSE -- President Biden officially signed the RPG (Relief and Protection for Gamers) Act today as the widespread destruction…
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Man Can Hardly See Perfectly Organized Factorio Base Over Gigantic Pile of Shit on Desk
BOSTON - Gamer Michael Thompson, 27-years-old and surrounded by his own filth, has perfectly organized the ultimate mining and manufacturing…
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