Gamer at New Job Opens Every Door in Office Building
CHICAGO — Thoroughly searching his new workplace for useful objects, treasures, or keys lying around, local gamer Eli Levine attempted…
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Sim Philosophers Debate Whether Free Will Truly Set to High
PLEASANTVIEW — In an attempt to better understand the existential underpinnings of their virtual reality, several eminent Sim philosophers debated…
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Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005
PITTSBURGH — Local Super Smash Bros. Melee player Robert Sheely stared in awe and confusion at a nearly fifteen-year-old Zenith…
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Settlers of Catan Player Receives Passive-Aggressive ‘Longest Turn’ Card
BALTIMORE — After collecting seven resources off the roll, trading with two other players, then using twelve resources and a…
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