‘Super Mario Maker 2’ Clearly Just Re-Skinned Version of ‘Doki Doki Panic Maker’
TOKYO — Nintendo fans are once again being robbed of a true sequel to a Mario game, as the soon-to-be-released…
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Man Successfully Climbs Mount Everest After Months of Jumping Up Side of It
KATHMANDU, Nepal — World-renowned adventurer Jorn Aldis successfully scaled Mount Everest yesterday following a rigorous multi-month climb that saw him…
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Phase 1 of Pokémon Cinematic Universe Will Culminate in Epic Crossover Event Following 151 Solo Films
BURBANK, Calif. — Legendary Pictures unveiled their plans for a full Pokémon Cinematic Universe, which will build up to an…
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Super Smash Bros.-Inspired Microsoft Fighting Game Features Two-Character Roster
REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft has revealed a new fighting game inspired by Nintendo’s successful Super Smash Bros. franchise, which will…
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Every Child Needs a Strong Father Figure Who Can Protect Them With Their Big, Powerful Eggs
With the family dynamic becoming more fluid in recent years, it’s important that we take a step back and accept…
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Netflix’s Witcher Series Delayed as Method Acting Henry Cavill Won’t Stop Accepting Side-Gigs
GRAN CANARIA, Canary Islands — Netflix announced production of The Witcher has paused due to Henry Cavill, set to portray Geralt…
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Google Stadia’s “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button Randomly Chooses Which Corporation Your Data Will Be Sold To
SAN FRANCISCO — Google revealed a new video game streaming platform called Stadia at this year’s Game Developers Conference. The…
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James Gunn Rehired by Marvel in Unprecedented Victory For White Men
LOS ANGELES — Disney has reinstated James Gunn as writer/director on Marvel’s upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, finally…
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Stan Lee to Cameo in Oscars ‘In Memoriam’ Montage
Stan Lee will finally be recognized by the Academy Awards, as the legendary comic book creator is set to make…
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5 Great Apex Legends Weapons That Will Be Absolutely Useless in Your Pathetic Hands
Are you looking to up your win rate in Apex Legends? Do you have absolutely no understanding of the basic…
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