Oh No! Sen. Dianne Feinstein Has Respawned
WASHINGTON — After two weeks of being deceased, Sen. Dianne Feinstein respawned in her Capitol Hill office last night, alarmed…
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Detective Pikachu Turns in Gun and Badge after Volt Tackling an Innocent Civilian
RYME CITY — World renowned Detective Pikachu has turned in his gun and badge to the Ryme City Police Department…
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Gen Z Dungeon Master Makes Players Roll for Rizz
MORGANTOWN, W.Va — Tensions flared at the O’Mallaman’s monthly game night yesterday after Kyler O’Mallaman, 14, tried his hand at…
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Top Ten ‘Mortal Kombat 1’ Fatalities Ranked By How Awkward the Funeral Would Be
Mortal Kombat 1 rewrites the history of the Mortal Kombat Universe, introducing a new timeline and catapulting the franchise into…
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Top 20 Muppets Ranked By How Much Cocaine They Did In The ’70s And ’80s
By the end of the 1970s the Muppets were a household name. The smash hit, The Muppet Show had become…
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Top 10 Wii Accessories to Try in the Bedroom
In 2006, Nintendo debuted the Nintendo Wii, a groundbreaking console that quickly grabbed the world's attention with its minimalist design,…
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Every Starter Pokémon Ranked by How Successfully I Could Shelter Inside Their Hollowed Bodies to Escape the Freezing Cold
It’s time to answer the age-old question every Pokémon trainer asks themselves at some point during their journey to Pokémon…
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Target’s Graphic Tee Designer Struggling to Think of a Fourth Video Game
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Target graphic designer Evan Franklin has been working late nights, trying to come up with a fourth…
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