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Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel

February 1, 2018

KENOSHA, Wis. — Local gamer Kelly Redmond expressed frustration at the lack of a fast travel option shortly after beginning…

If You’re Such a Big Overwatch Fan, Then Name Which Character I’m Masturbating to Right Now

November 4, 2017

Oh, you think you’re a big Overwatch fan, huh? Well if you’re so into Overwatch, then answer me this: Which…

It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

September 1, 2017

Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such…