Gabe Porter, Author at Hard Drive

January 2, 2024

The Hard Drive's resident film critic’s review of the film will be released as soon as we figure out how…

November 9, 2023

Like a horrifically visaged moon, the impending release of The Legend of Zelda movie is descending upon us whether we…

November 8, 2023

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Yale University’s most respected and accredited literary scholars have been stuck debating the power levels of…

November 7, 2023

BLOOMINGTON, Ill. — Gamer Todd Newton has recently begun overly-identifying as Link, the silent protagonist of the video game The…

October 8, 2023

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local freak Ted Neal has confirmed he will start playing the popular JRPG series Final Fantasy with,…

September 17, 2023

Cincinnati, OHIO — Donovan Henry has reportedly been inching closer to realizing that his beloved copy of Nintendogs from his…

September 3, 2023

Hello fellow fans of not paying for games! I am desperately in need of your help. You see, I need…

April 18, 2023

GREENSBORO, N.C. — A fan of the Super Smash Bros. series has reportedly begun starting fights over the roster of…

December 10, 2022

Hey gamers! As Hard Drive continues to expand its non-satirical guides section, we will be posting guides to bona fide…

August 14, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog has a huge cast of iconic characters. From the titular Sonic with his cool and carefree personality,…