Well, Well, Well, Mom Says She Can’t Pause Online Bridge Game
Isn’t it interesting where we’ve found ourselves, mother? It was not so long ago that our roles in the computer…
Read More →
Ella Gale
21 stories found
Love The Witcher But Hate Your Friends, Family, Career Advancement, & Hobbies? Try Elder Scrolls Online
Can I, in good conscience, recommend that anyone play any MMORPG? It feels like telling you oxycontin and Russian Roulette…
Read More →
Did You Want to Send Harry Into Space While Playing Disco Elysium? Try Citizen Sleeper
Disco Elysium is a dreamy narrative RPG artwork about being a hungover fuckup solving a murder. You wake up in…
Read More →
Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode
DES MOINES, Iowa — After returning from Iraq in January, former Marine and current Elder Scrolls Online enthusiast Zach Meyers…
Read More →
Now That All the Middle Schoolers Are Home, My Guild Is Stronger Than Ever
Sure, thousands of people have died in the coronavirus pandemic. But you know who else is about to die? A…
Read More →
I Didn’t Spend 50 Years Breastfeeding Baby Yoda for Some Asshole in a Helmet to Get All the Credit
Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…
Read More →
Horse Probably Fine
IMPERIAL CITY, Tamriel — MolagMoProblems, a dark elf who has not seen her beloved piebald destrier Fuckstick since she galloped…
Read More →
Actress Loses 50 Pounds for Role in Entertainment Industry
LOS ANGELES — Following in the footsteps of Joaquin Phoenix, who lost a grueling 52 pounds to play Joker, LA-based…
Read More →
Gamer Excited for Cuphead Property She Can Actually Finish
AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show…
Read More →
Powerful Necromancer Revives Long-Dead Forum Thread
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Arcane powers of life and death were recently wielded by Amina Mitchell, 35, who used dark…
Read More →