Joker Overtakes Pulp Fiction in Dorm Room Poster Rankings
NEW YORK — The wall decor world was stunned this week when the American Poster Society revealed that 2019’s Joker…
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Catwoman Reminds Comic Con Hookup That After This Weekend Their Relationship Is No Longer Canon
NEW YORK — Erica Matthison, a New York Comic Con attendee dressed as Catwoman, reportedly told her con hookup late…
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If Greta Thunberg is Old Enough to Speak in Front of the UN, She is Old Enough to Accept My Invitation to Mortal Kombat
Greta Thunberg, poster child for the radicalization of our youth, spoke in front of the members of the United Nations…
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Cutscene Would Make Great Video Game
PHOENIX — Local gamer Taylor Jostad imagined what a wonderful video game the cutscenes from 2019’s Left Alive would make…
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We Ranked Anime’s Top 10 Static Shots of Power Lines With Cicada Noises
There's hundreds — if not thousands — of anime that include static shots of power lines with cicada noises. We…
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Remembering Nintendo’s Failed Power Sock Controller
In the 1980s, Nintendo released several popular customized controllers for playing certain NES games, such as the Light Gun and…
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Girlfriend Brings Home Wrong Deadpool from Comic-Con
SAN DIEGO — In what is being viewed as a rather embarrassing mix-up, Amie Faith arrived home with what she…
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Worst Kid Has Best Birthday Party
INVERNESS, Ill. — All-around little piece of shit Brenden Mounce, 11, entertained a house full of jealous classmates this weekend…
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Bernie Sanders Promises All Little Brothers Will Get a Turn on the PlayStation
CONCORD, N.H. — Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders announced his “Gaming for All” legislative plan, which would provide government-backed equal play…
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Dhalsim Misses Fight Against Guile After Being Detained by TSA Again
DALLAS — The renowned World Warrior Tournament competitor from India known as Dhalsim missed an important bout against his American…
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