J.K. Rowling Explains Goblin Rebellions Were About States’ Rights
EDINBURGH, Scotland. — J.K. Rowling is once again under fire after claiming the Goblin Rebellions in the Harry Potter canon…
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Boeing Expresses Condolences in Advance of Second Whistleblower’s Suicide
ARLINGTON, VA – The official Boeing Twitter account posted an announcement today expressing its condolences for the death of the…
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Corrupt Police Robot Now Up to 60 Framings Per Second
NEW YORK — A spokesman for the NYPD has reported that their newly implemented prosecution robot is now capable of…
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Tucker Carlson Quicksaves Before Entering Conversation With Putin
MOSCOW — Former Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson was spotted creating a new quicksave in advance of entering the office…
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Blizzard Announces Overwatch 2 Will Switch to 4v4 Format Due to Only Having 8 Players Left
SANTA MONICA, CA – Activision-Blizzard has announced that Overwatch 2 matches will be converting to a 4v4 format due to…
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Bomberman Arrested in Rural Montana Cabin
“The bombing spree killed dozens of these strange cycloptic ball monsters, and animated balloons, as well as destroying millions of…
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