Man Running From Monster Takes Quick Pitstop to Write “HE’S COMING” on Ceiling
LAKE COUNTY, Colo. — In the midst of a breathless pursuit from a ghastly monster through an abandoned asylum, Eric…
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Bokoblin Gang Elects to Set Up Camp Directly Adjacent to Giant Boulder on Hilltop
HYRULE — Insisting it adds a unique charm to the spot, a local Bokoblin gang has decided to set up…
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Point/Counterpoint: Two-Factor Authentication Is the Only Thing Between Me and Hackers Trying to Ruin My Life vs. It’s Annoying to Do
POINT: Two-Factor Authentication Is the Only Thing Between Me and Hackers Trying to Ruin My Life [caption id="attachment_24952" align="alignnone" width="900"]…
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Man Left Covering Ears All Night as Friends Forget to Signal End of Spoiler Talk
COLUMBUS, Ohio — Desperately protecting himself from spoilers for the latest season of Succession, Jared Bernhardt reportedly shielded his ears…
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Movie Earns $120 Million Domestically, $362 Million Globally, and a Suspicious $7 Galactically
LOS ANGELES — Leaving astrophysicists scratching their heads, box office analyst Kevin Thurman, 27, found that a movie’s opening weekend…
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Man Instinctively Mutters “GG” After Losing Custody of Children
NEW YORK — In the conclusion of a grueling two-year legal battle, local carpenter and recent divorcee Adam Hartley, 34, instinctively…
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Man Wearing Tee K.O. Shirt Successfully Gets Little Bit of Attention He Wanted
MUNCIE, Ind. — Sources have confirmed that Charlie Mullins, a 36-year-old accountant and Jackbox Games enthusiast, achieved his goal of…
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World’s Oldest Man Turns 120, Finally Enters Public Domain
LOS ANGELES — Entertainment studios celebrated last night as the clock struck midnight and the world’s oldest man, Clancy Wilkerson,…
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