While Master Is Asleep, I Shall Play January 16, 2023 Why, hello there boys and girls of the Metaverse. It is I, digital Mark Zuckerberg. No, no, my corporeal overlord… Read More →
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Huge MCU Leak Confirms Mitchell Hiniker to Return as Key Grip January 7, 2023 LOS ANGELES — According to anonymous sources at Marvel Studios, the next phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe just had… Read More →
Twitter Report Reveals Musk Keeps Sink on Retainer With Six-Figure Salary January 7, 2023 SAN FRANCISCO — A shocking leaked financial report from social media site Twitter revealed that CEO Elon Musk keeps the… Read More →
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Andrew Tate Keeps Interrupting Female Cop Reading Him His Rights December 30, 2022 ROMANIA — Media and political personality Andrew Tate’s arrest today was apparently lengthened by Tate repeatedly interrupting the female cop… Read More →
Point/Counterpoint: Elon Musk Is Saving Free Speech vs. THIS USER’S ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED December 25, 2022 POINT: Elon Musk Is Saving Free Speech [caption id="attachment_19287" align="aligncenter" width="900"] by Dan Levy[/caption] Mr. Musk, let me be the… Read More →
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