Santa Accidentally Schedules Final Fantasy XIV Raid for Christmas Eve
NORTH POLE — Santa Claus may be late starting his annual delivery run due to accidentally scheduling a Final Fantasy…
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Man Changes Names and Dates on Captain Marvel Posts to Shit on Upcoming Supergirl Movie
BOISE, Idaho — After the recent release of the Supergirl movie trailer, Mitch Nesbitt, a veteran of spreading hatred towards…
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#RestoreTheSnyderverse Guy Changes Address On Anthrax Envelope
BOISE, Idaho — After the announcement of Netflix’s intent to buy out Warner Brothers film and streaming businesses, local Zack…
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Ms. Pac-Man “Happily” Embraces The Tradwife Lifestyle
PAC-LAND — Ms. Pac-Man is back in the spotlight after fans of her video game have discovered her TikTok channel…
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“Here’s How We Can Still Restore the Snyderverse,” Says Man Taking James Gunn Hostage at Knifepoint
LOS ANGELES — Self-proclaimed Snyder superfan Jason Morris has taken matters into his own hands to #RestoreTheSnyderverse and is holding…
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Here Is Donkey Kong’s Really Disgusting Banana Bread Recipe
Hey, everyone! Donkey Kong here. This week I am going to share my favorite recipe of all. It is one…
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