Gamer Settles in After Long Day at Work to Watch Game Install Files
BIGFORK, Mont. — After working a full day shift at his pet food tasting job, resident Bartleby James likes to…
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Giant Anvil to Be Dropped on Looney Tunes Building
LOS ANGELES — Vultures are circling above the studio formerly known as Termite Terrace after word spread that Warner Bros.…
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Point-and-Click Adventure Gamer Denied Arthritis Medication by Insurance Company
LANSING, Mich — A woman suffering from osteoarthritis was recently denied the cortisone injections she needed to painlessly pixel hunt…
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Classic Game Remaster Stays True to Original By Being Impossible to Complete Without Guide
AUSTIN — Since its announcement, fans of Legacy of Shane: Blood Reaper and its deep mythology have been eager to…
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Mac Gamer Excited for Whatever Game Comes Out This Year
Duluth, Minn. — Mac gamer Juno Perry, one of the few Apple loyalist gamers in the world is looking forward…
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Writer Finishes 1000 Page Script for Game Player Will Uninstall 10 Minutes Into Demo
Writer, Davey Spada, recently hit the Share button on the video game script for his company’s upcoming turn-based roguelike, Cerulean…
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New Job Less Promising Upon Discovering Previous Employees’ Audio Logs
CHEYENNE, Wyo. — After submitting an impressive resume, new resident Cora Bailee was hired immediately as general manager of the…
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U.S. Government Covers Up Spec Ops: The Line
WASHINGTON — Leaked documents reveal that the U.S. government was attempting to cover up the existence of 2012’s third-person shooter…
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New Game Depreciates 70% in Value as Soon as It Is Driven off GameStop Lot
"I actually brought eight used games to GameStop to trade in and, for whatever reason, I ended up owing them…
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Valve Worried Anti-Trust Lawsuit Could Force It to Make Games Again
“It took me 13 years to write Half-Life: Alyx. Do people actually expect me to write something sooner than that?”
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