Lemming Who Made It Through Level Can’t Shake Survivor’s Guilt
UNDERGROUND CAVE — A local lemming who survived crossing a narrow bridge over a large cavernous hole after watching many…
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Ashley Naftule
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Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system…
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I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism
Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super…
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New Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend
TEMPE, Ariz. — ASU student Shelly Campbell has started dating local realtor Aaron Jackson two months after breaking up with…
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Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email
SAN FRANCISCO — Game designer Andrea Falco was shocked to discover some constructive criticism in the middle of a 6,000-word…
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