Mastercard and Visa Clarify That Lesbian Porn Still Okay
NEW YORK — In a joint press conference, Mastercard and Visa reassured the global community today by confirming that lesbian…
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PROPERTY TO RENT: Cozy, Downtown Apartment With State of the Art Security System and Easy Subway Access
A cozy, welcoming apartment in the thriving city of Ashfield. Recently cleaned, enjoy an open-plan kitchen, south-facing windows, and in-unit…
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Roblox Corporation Relieved Latest Scandal Didn’t Involve a Pedophile
SAN MATEO, Calif. — Investors were relieved today after Roblox confirmed their latest scandal had nothing to do with pedophilia. …
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DEA Busts Cartel Attempting to Smuggle Nintendo Switches
EL PASO, Texas — The console wars entered their next stage earlier today as the Drug Enforcement Agency announced it…
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Trans Girl Devastated After Discovering That Estrogen Doesn’t Give You Superhuman Mountain Climbing Abilities
VICTORIA, British Columbia — A trans girl looking to climb Mount Celeste was left heartbroken today, after realizing her Estrogen…
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Pickup Artist Releases New Course on How to “Persuasion Wheel” Women
IMPERIAL CITY, Cyrodil — A popular pickup artist has released “Wheel Women Into Your Bed,” a course on seducing women…
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All Assassin’s Creed Games Rated by Historical Accuracy
For months, the dredges of the internet have taken to Twitter to decry the Assassin’s Creed franchise. No, they don’t…
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Samus Aran Denied Insurance Claim for Missing Items
ZEBES — The galaxy’s deadliest bounty hunter, Samus Aran, made headlines earlier today after a public announcement that she had…
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Darth Vader Accidentally Texts Death Star Plans to Bothan Spy
CORUSCANT, GALACTIC CORE — Wide-spread turmoil rocked the galaxy today, as an anonymous Bothan spy revealed he had been accidentally…
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Garry’s Mod Roleplay Server Offers Unprecedented Look at a Functioning Government
rp_downtown_v2 - Elected representatives and political pundits alike were stunned today, as the Garry’s Mod roleplay server GovernmentMod succeeded in…
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