Christopher Judge Begins Speech Ahead of Tomorrow’s Game Awards Ceremony
"We asked him how long he'd need. When he responded ‘to measure a poem in stanzas robs it of its…
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Alex McMillan
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Nintendo Switch Gallery Filled With Precious Memories Of Times You Accidentally Hit The Capture Button
TUCSON — Avant-garde photographer Cassidy Monticelli has debuted their newest exhibition showcasing accidental screenshots taken by Nintendo Switch players. “The…
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Advanced Mathematics Degree Required to Read Next Kingdom Hearts Spin-Off Title
TOKYO — Kingdom Hearts creator Tetsuya Nomura has announced that the next game in the Kingdom Hearts franchise will be…
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Report: Show You’ve Never Heard of to End With 10th Season
LOS ANGELES — Fans of the hit TV show Misdirection have been left heartbroken after the cable channel Showtime confirmed…
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John Cena Begins Coding ‘Banjo-Threeie’ As Part Of Fan’s Make-A-Wish
TAMPA — Professional wrestler John Cena has begun programming a sequel to the beloved 90s platformer Banjo-Kazooie as part of his…
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Patreon Changes Logo to Picture of My Disappointed Father
SAN FRANCISCO — Popular subscription platform Patreon announced a brand redesign including a reworking of their app, a fresh typeface,…
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Get Excited ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Fans: They Made a New One
Assassin’s Creed fans, it's time to get excited! Our sources have confirmed that a new instalment of the beloved stealth…
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Man on Verge of Understanding Tournament Structure of British Game Show
CULVER CITY, Calif. — A man who has spent the weekend bingeing a British game show he found on YouTube…
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That’s a Relief: ‘Starfield’ Raiders Using Correct Pronouns Whilst Attempting To Kill Main Character
ALPHA CENTAURI — A group of raiders aboard a derelict space station have opened fire upon the protagonist of Bethesda’s…
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World Exclusive: We Smelled Inside Glover’s Hand Hole
Earlier this month, we were lucky enough to sit down with legendary '90s gaming character Glover, and in a world…
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