Warner Bros Discovery to Acquire You
According to sources within the company, Warner Bros. Discovery is in talks to acquire you by any means necessary. David…
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Twitch Rolls Back Artistic Nudity Policy After Realizing Nothing on Twitch Can Be Considered Artistic
“After our former CEO Emmett left, nobody in the office had actually ever been on the site."
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Internet Unveils Terrible New Order to Watch Star Wars Movies
CORUSCANT - The Star Wars subreddit has reportedly decided to continue being as pretentious as possible, this time by having…
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Gamer Too Hungry to Sleep, Too Tired to Eat, Just Miserable Enough to Solo Queue Ranked
SEATTLE - Local gamer William Irons reportedly hasn’t left his basement to eat or sleep in 14 hours, instead opting…
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Sony and Nintendo to Skip E3’s Funeral and Do Their Own Presentations
“In honor of E3, we’re excited to announce The Last of Us Part I: E3 Edition, which is exactly the…
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Arkham Knight Wins ‘Most Broken at Launch’ Category at Game Awards for Second Time
“This was a really competitive category this year,” Said Presenter Geoff Keighley while introducing the nominees.
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Ranking Survival Games by How Long My Friends Would Play Them With Me Before Losing Interest
Here are the top 10 survival games to play all night, mostly without your friends’ accompaniment.
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Exhausted Ark Player Logs off After Long Session of Pressing ‘Join Server’ Button
Phil Sharpe has emerged from his basement for the first time in days, starving and exhausted from continuously pressing the…
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OpenAI Rehires Sam Altman After Realizing He Personally Responded to Every ChatGPT Query
“I mean I definitely saw him checking his phone a lot during the congressional hearings and it seemed like he…
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