Poor Attention Span Only Thing Preventing Man From Being Radicalized Online
“Listen, if you actually watch the evidence, you can clearly see that, um, well— the cop never… he’s clearly, uh……
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Defeated Gamer Comes Crawling Back to Tutorial He Skipped
ST. LOUIS — A defeated gamer started a new save file on a game to play the tutorial he’d initially…
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Sensei Can’t Fucking Wait to Tell Story About Talented Former Student Who Turned Evil
KITAKYUSHU, Japan — After decades of shame for having bread such a destructive agent of chaos, local sensei Ieda Ryuji…
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Gamer Mowing Down GTA Pedestrians Enters Advanced Meditative State Previously Only Achieved by Dalai Lama
HOBOKEN, N.J. — Radiating unmistakable calm and oneness with himself while mowing down countless pedestrians in GTA 5, local gamer…
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Google Doodle Honors Quilt-Maker Who Inspired Female Cobblers to Fight for Representation in Malaysian Cinema 84 Years Ago
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — As is tradition with all major holidays and birthdays of particularly important historical figures, Google’s logo…
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