Alright, let me make one thing perfectly clear right off the bat: I am not a conspiracy theorist. You won’t see me declining the COVID vaccine or insisting that the moon landing was directed by Stanley Kubrick, and frankly, I find people like that to be both stupid and insufferable. It’s just that, if I’m completely honest, something about that building collapsing to the ground doesn’t sit right with me. In fact, I just don’t think a feral monster born from an experimental accident can take down an entire tower. Do you see where I’m coming from?
Just look at the buildings themselves, man. They’re built to withstand everything, from inclement weather to an accidental collision with any U.S. Army helicopter that’s trying to shoot down any kaijus bent on destroying an entire city. Do you really think it wouldn’t be able to withstand an oversized gorilla climbing it while repeatedly punching holes in its facade to devour its inhabitants? I’m sorry, man, but if you’re telling me that, you’re definitely drinking the Kool-Aid. I don’t use the term “sheeple” very often, but you’re not really leaving me with a choice here.
If that doesn’t sell you, notice the plume of smoke as the green tower collapsed in the San Jose level. See anything strange? That’s right, they’re beginning at the ground level and moving upward. If that’s indicative of anything, it’s a controlled demolition, my dude, and not the result of compromised structural integrity resulting from a gigantic lizard having gutted the building of vital load-bearing supports. I’ve talked to countless civil engineers about this. Trust me—and I haven’t even mentioned the multiple witnesses who reported seeing an army man literally planting the explosive charges at the base of the structure moments before it fell.
And consider the bank in the Sacramento level! It is a documented fact that the owner took out a large insurance policy on the building just three days before Lizzie stormed into the city and attacked it. Doesn’t that strike you as being just the slightest bit suspicious? Everyone knows the poor scientists who mutated into those hideous monsters were set up by the government to drum up public support for a war against the countries that manufactured the chemicals that caused the transformations. It’s only logical that the corporate elite was given fair warning to cover their asses before the shit hit the fan. Come on, get your head out of the sand!
That’s enough, I’m growing tired of trying to convince you of the truth, but you’re definitely going to need to learn how to approach things critically going forward. I’ll tell you about how Raccoon City officials collaborated with Umbrella Corporation to purposely unleash the T-Virus on the masses next time we talk. Prepare to have your mind blown.
