JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Wrestling fans who submit negative reviews of AEW Fight Forever might be in for a shock as AEW star Bryan Danielson has started to hand out fines to all negative reviewers, sources confirmed.
Danielson has reportedly acquired some backstage power thanks to his status and the respect he commands in the business. Part of that power has been to fine wrestlers who do things they shouldn’t such as throw tantrums on social media, swear on TV, or beat up their coworkers for real.
Well, now he’s set his sights on gamers who negatively review Fight Forever.
“I don’t play video games because it’s bad for the environment so I could care less about whether the game is good or not,” said Danielson. “But Tony Khan said I could fine whoever I want if I feel they deserved it and I love handing out fines, it brings me joy, the look on people’s faces when they realize what’s happening fills me with glee.”
“You can only get that look from your coworkers so many times but when fans open their door to see you and then the way their face drops when you just give them a fine and then leave. Pure magic.”
AEW CEO Tony Khan was defensive over permitting Bryan to fine fans.
“I’m not gonna stand and take this. That game cost money, it might not look like it but it did. I need to recoup those funds, coke ain’t cheap.”
Gamers are not happy about being fined for their reviewers. One such gamer, Manny Macho, gave us his thoughts.
“It’s not fair, I was excited for the game. I’ve been looking for a game to give me the same feeling as No Mercy for over twenty years and I thought this was it. Now just because they failed I get fined. Well, they just lost a fan, I can assure you I will not be watching AEW ever again until next Wednesday’s Dynamite.”
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan claims he was also fined.
“Well let me tell you something brother! This Danielson dude hands me a fine brother and says it’s for the negative game review brother. But brother I never left a game reviewer brother. I haven’t played video games since I wrestled Seth Rollins in front of Pablo Escobar, brother. 250,000 in seats in japan, brother.”
As of press time, Danielson is deciding how much to fine Manny Macho for speaking out against his previous fine.
